“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and problems with children. She has lost 30 pounds and weighed about 90 pounds in her 35 years. She got very skinny, and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the morning and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon…But then I decided to act on it. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on the earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her shoulders.I began to pamper her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised her and pleased her every minute. I gave her lots of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends.You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became even better than before. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and she loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.And then I realized one thing: The woman is the reflection of her man.If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.“
- Brad Pitt
And now it’s time for one last bow, like all your other selves. Eleven’s hour is ending. The clock is striking twelve.
- ALL THIRTEEN FUCKING DOCTORS
TEN AND ELEVEN = BROMANCE
- MENTION OF JACK HARKNESS
- BADASS CLARA ON A BIKE
TOM MOTHER FUCKING BAKER
PETER FUCKING CAPALDI
ALLIFREY IS BACK
- GALLIFREY IS BACK
F.Y.I.: River Song’s pumps are a weapon of mass destruction. There they are in The Black Archive.
50th anniversary + Modern Doctor Who parallels and references.
w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063